Of Monkeys and Maa-Ki’s

I find it hard to believe that Bhajji would have called Symonds “Big Monkey”.
And I think I am right to assume that what he would have actually said was “teri – BIG – Maa – Ki”.
Come on .. he is an Indian .. Monkeys are gods here (Hanumaan) .. we have animation movies made here , one very year, to make sure that the young generation worships and adores the god. And more than that .. he is a jaat .. From Jalandhar .. Punjab. Calling people monkeys is almost a respect there .. nothing derogatory about that .. Thats more like girl talk .. I am of the opinion that if Bhajji really wanted to insult Symo .. he could have used lot more things than just monkey .. Maa-Ki being one of them.
And considering Symo’s general tendency to run to big mommy (Match Referees) when he hears people monkeying around, its no wonder that he actually went to the extent to first locating Ricky Ponting, Michael Clarke, Gilchrist, Hayden ont he field and telling them “Listen .. he just called me a Monkey” .. In Bhajji’s jaat accent .. its really not surprising that Maa-Ki would sound like “Moneky”.
Clarke, Hayden, Gilli and Ponting all said they heard the words “Monkey” .. of course .. only from Symo .. Referees didnt’ hear a thing .. Sachin .. of course .. didn’t hear a thing. But still .. its the case of Australian word against Indians. And this is not the only case.
Remember how Symo was out caught behind to Ishant .. only that he wasn’t given ??
Just tally that with the case of Ganguly being given out caught by Clarke in the slip. Is it that in Ganguly’s case, the fact that the catch was taken by an Aussie makes it an authentic catch ??
What the bloody FUCK was the umpire thinking in asking the Australian slip cordon if the catch was completed .. Was he expecting that the Aussies would say “Oh no .. we didn’t complete the catch .. we just got together to celebrate the 4th ball of the over”
After the match .. Ponting lost his cool talking to an Indian journalist who apparently questioned his integrity. I do not question Ponting’s intentions .. he was probably just playing it fair .. taking his chances as and when they come. He thought he completed the catch .. and he asked for the catch. I even remember that while Clarke was celebrating the Ganguly dismissal, Ponting first asked him if he had completed the catch .. and then told Umpire that the catch was completed fairly. He trusted his team mate .. its not his fault if the team mate was the same ass who stood his ground after nicking the ball to first slip during his batting .. a deviation of about 70 degrees .. waiting for the umpire to send him back. Probably he expected similar favors as Ponting and Symo got .. not this time .. even Steve Bucknor could not give him not out.
Weird as it seems .. I see the scrappy Australians begging for a win, and gutsy Indian standing tall at the end of the match .. and irrespective of the outcome of the match … my belief in the Indian team has only grown stronger.
Am happy that our team has pushed the Aussies into such a tight corner that they had to virtually stoop to such low levels to win a match. I am happy that Sachin has finally got to his 38th Century. I am happy that Laxman has once again showed the Aussies what he is capable of. I am happy that Rahul and Ganguly both sportingly went off the field when given wrongly out. I am happy that Kumble let his words do the talking at the post match conference by saying that “Only one team played in the spirit of the game today” .. But you know what .. I would have been happier if Bhajji had slammed his bat at Symond’s over sized head and Kumble had broken Clarke’s jaw, and if Australians had shown little respect for the game.

PS : Update from a friend -> tour suspended .. I am happy .. finally BCCI is learning something from the Cricket team and showing some stomach for a fight.
PS_2 : Ohh .. and something totally unrelated .. have you guys seen Michale Clarke chase balls to the boundary .. if you haven’t, follow him closely the next time and tell me if he doesn’t remind you of the girls in primary schools running after boys who pull their hair.



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16 responses to “Of Monkeys and Maa-Ki’s

  1. Supriya

    awesome post! I am so glad the tour’s suspended.. The Aussies will never stop their bullying! They are pathetic!

  2. rahul

    i don’t think michael clarke is as bad as u say, nor is ponting so good

  3. pkj

    i think you are dead on ! Are you sure that the tour is suspended ? I can’t find anything to that effect on Cricinfo.

  4. awesome writing.. @parry: Read the rediff.

  5. @Supriya ,
    dont worry .. i have hired contract killers to dispense off Hayden, Clarke, Symo, and Ponty before the beginning to the next match .. they are nothing more than a spit on the face of the earth.

    @Rahul ,
    Everyone is entitled to their opinions 🙂 .. I disagree with yours .. but I don’t see a reason for either of us to defend ourselves 🙂

    Am not so sure now .. Cricinfo says that its all a rumour while the link persists on rediff.

    @Rocky ,
    Thank you .. read the journo’s blog .. detailed description of his question to Ponty.

  6. hihihi… wonder how things would have turned out if Ganguly was the captain 😀

  7. have a look at this article and the accompanying photograph — http://in.rediff.com/cricket/2008/jan/07prem.htm

    it is any day difficult to beat Australia, and when we get close to defeating them – they rope in three extra players… Bucknor, Benson and the blind third umpire… 14 against 11 is always going to be a tough bargain!

  8. rahul

    ha, well said

  9. any comments of mine on australia / that test match or all the racism issue are possilby going to be way to censored … they’d go like

    saale, ****, ****, **********, ….

  10. @Sreejith ,
    I don’t think the tour is getting postponed/canceled or any such thing .. and Kumble is handling the team very much the Ganguly way .. like his approach .. not as aggressive .. but still good !!

    @KD ,
    Ponty SUCKS too … you are right .. i give him way too much credit .. !!


    @Obelix ,
    dude .. this is a fellow IIIT-ians blog .. go ahead and comment what you feel like .. am not censoring anything 🙂

  11. Yep. and it is real achievement, to actually make the kangaroos stoop to such levels. I dont really see any point in their celebrating that series. Anyways, wishiing them luck for the series going on..

  12. Ha!
    I knew I would get to read about it over here …
    Seriously, I agree with you, I mean how can Symonds think that Bhajji could call him monkey …
    he’s nowhere close to being so good!

    Woh doosra wala option theek laghta hai [ab ladki hu naa, public mein ucchar nahi sakti]
    I was telling the same thing to dad the other day …
    I mean only the monkey part 🙂

    Hoggs lo Bhajji do offer was only because we were pretty sure Bhajji must have insulted Symonds…
    Khair … I heard somewhere … people get what they deserve, nahi?

    Oh main baat to bhool gayi …
    Happy New Year


  13. @life n such ,
    India won the match at Perth 🙂
    Kapil Dev said on some news channel that Indians always need a slap to wake up and start performing .. be it in England or here in Australia .. I find some truth in that argument 😀

    @Arti ,

    hey .. long time no see 🙂
    Aussies sighted the cultural difference reason for Indians getting offended at Hogg’s “bastard” remarks. I think India could have used the same reason if Bhajji did call Symo a monkey.
    Anyway .. what’s done is done ..
    And A Very happy new year to you too .. 🙂

  14. Yeah …
    Achanak se dil mein khayal aaya hai ke kalam neeche rakhke puraane doston se mil liya jaaye and then I go blog hopping through my blogroll 🙂

    You are right, what is done is done.
    We’ve proved the 14 aussies versus blues theory true after Buckner being out and India winning the matches 🙂


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